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 A  man asks his doctor,
"Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?"
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The doctor replies,
"Yes, the first 3 months will be just like normal,
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the next three months you should do it like a dog,
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and the last three months you should do it like tiger."
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The man replies, "Tiger?",
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The doctor explains,
"Tiger Woods. Sleep with other women!"
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