1.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² +
¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à =
·Î¸Ç½º)
2.
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² +
¸ÛûÇÑ ³à =
ºÒ·û)
3.
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² +
¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à =
°áÈ¥)
4.
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² +
¸ÛûÇÑ ³à =
ÀÓ½Å)
SHOPPING
ATH(¼îÇÎ »ê¼ö)
A man
will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿äÇÑ $1Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $2¿¡ »ê´Ù.)
A
woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿ä¾ø´Â $2Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $1¿¡ »ê´Ù.)
GENERAL
EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
(Àü¹ÝÀûÀÎ °ø½Ä°ú Åë°èµé)
A
woman worries about the future until she gets
husband.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÇÑ´Ù.
³²ÆíÀ»
¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.)
A man
never worries about
the
future until he gets a wife.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÀüÇô ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù.
ºÎÀÎÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.)
A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
(ÀÚ±âÀÇ ºÎÀÎÀÌ ¾²´Â °Íº¸´Ù ¸¹ÀÌ ¹ö´Â ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ³²ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.)
A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
(±×·± ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ãÀº ¿©ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ¿©ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.)
HAPPINESS
(Çູ)
To be
happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him
little.
(³²ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ ´ç½ÅÀº
±×¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ ÀÌÇØÇÏ°í »ç¶ûÀº Á¶±Ý ÇØ¾ß ÇÑ´Ù.)
To be
happy with a woman,
you
must love her a lot and
not
try to understand her at all.
(¿©ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×³à¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ »ç¶ûÇÏ°í Àý´ë ÀÌÇØÇÏ·Á Çؼ´Â ¾ÈµÈ´Ù.)
APPEARANCE
(¿Ü¸ð)
Men
wake up as good-looking as
they
went to bed.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ÀÚ·Á°í ´©¿üÀ» ¶§¿Í °°Àº ¸ð½ÀÀ¸·Î ÀϾÙ.)
Women
somehow
deteriorate
during the night.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¿ØÁö ÀÚ´Â µ¿¾È Á» ½âÀº µí ÇÏ´Ù.)
½âÀº°Ô ¾Æ´Ï°í ¿Ü¸ð°¡ Á¶±Ý ¸Á°¡Áö´Â°ÍÀÌÁö...
PROPENSITY
TO CHANGE (º¯ÈÀÇ °æÇâ)
A
woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ³²ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÒ°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù.
ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×´Â º¯ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù.)
A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ¿©ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀ»°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù.
ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×³à´Â º¯ÇÑ´Ù.)
DISCUSSION
TECHNIQUE (Åä·ÐÀÇ ¹ÌÇÐ)
A
woman has the last word in any argument.
(¾î¶°ÇÑ ¸»½Î¿ò¿¡¼µµ
¸¶Áö¸·
¸»À» ÇÏ´Â »ç¶÷Àº ¿©ÀÚ´Ù.)
Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
(±× ÀÌÈÄ¿¡ ³²ÀÚ°¡ ¾î¶² ¸»À» ÇÑ´Ù¸é,±×°ÍÀº »õ·Î¿î ¸»½Î¿òÀÇ ½ÃÀÛÀÌ´Ù.)
OFFICE
ARITHMETIC (»ç¹« °ø½Ä)
Smart
boss + smart employee = profit
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå +
¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø =
¼öÀÍ)
Smart
boss + dumb employee = production
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå +
¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø =
»ý»ê)
Dumb
boss + smart employee = promotion
(¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå +
¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø =
½ÂÁø)
Dumb
boss + dumb employee = overtime
(¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå +
¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø =
ÃÊ°ú ±Ù¹«)